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2008 Tank Awards: Shut the Fuck Up

Posted by John-The-Biter May. 4, 2008 @ 6:42 PM EDT

Note: I took SecretAgentClock's word so no more pissy against him.

As you all know, the Newgrounds Tank Awards are going on. This occasion is being critiqued by such esteemed members of Newgrounds, such as:

Notorious calls the Tank Awards the Ass Awards. Isn't that clever? He denounces the Madness movies and Blockhead Ghostmas, among others as "ripoffs". In fact he says,"If newgrounds really wanted to have quality, filmfest, award-winning animations in its selection process the only movies that are there now that i could see being there in a real life animation awards situation are Waterlollies and The Stranger Forest.". His second favorite author is Adam Phillips. Hmmmmmm, do I see a bias?

Pigpen's post is a little less thought out.
I think he's bitter because his crappy movies didn't make it. He critisizes Madness Deus Ex, the Madness Day winner, as making me "want to stab my eyes out." And finishes his post saying "Thank god i can always go to youtube instead of this shithole...". Your right. Newgrounds IS a shithole. So why are you still on? It's not like we'll miss you.

All you critics don't realize is that the Tank Awards are just a contest to get some recgonition. Its a fucking contest on a god damn site, it isn't the god damn Oscars, do don't lose your mind about it. Yes, Waterlollies (much to my dismay) will probally win, but it doesn't matter. If your mad that your crappy movies didn't make the cut, get off your lazy ass and but some effort into a decent submission.

These joke "Here's what I think" ones are getting annoying too.

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