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because I was tired of seeing it everytime I logged in and besides, its always great to upload miscellaneous pictures to make a new news post a little lulzier, which is the ultimate goal in life. That and necrophilia.

Nope, nothing

Is Brief

Call me late to the party, but Half LIfe 2 (and the entire Orange Box) is the best game(s) I have ever played. HL and TF2 have pretty much been consuming my life for the past month. Portal, however, was the worst in my opinion. By no means is it bad, but I prefer the others more. Regardless, anyone want to Team Fortress with me, my Steam name is the same is JohnTheBiter.

As for my activity on Newgrounds, it has been dwindeling, much to the dismay of my fans (3 or 4 people I know). Mostly its been school, then there's the Orange Box, its just been getting hard. Ive been working with a couple of people, trying to turn some ideas into flash, but its been hard getting a consensus.

And I was just getting sick of my last post. Nice to have something new. As always, its good to end with some old fashion racism

UPDATE: Decided to add a friend list. Because I can!
KingKrab
Bilna
NikeNick (Sorta)
Marianne13
PigeonMaster88
EvilEgg
LordZeebmork\
LtMcMuffin
And my BFFE...
This guy!

Gross

And I saw Buckethead

Listen guys. This isn't some Newgrounds gay joke, I'm being completely serious about this, and I want you to take me serious for a moment please. This is very important and most of all hard for me to do... I'm gay, a faggot, homo, whatever you want to call it. I'm gay and i've known it since i was like 5. I grew up in a pretty strict catholic environment and eventually came out at age 16 to my family [which didn't go well]. No I'm not Catholic I'm Atheist. Point is I hate myself for it. I absolutely hate the living core of myself for it. For many reasons.

One, I hate being labeled. I hate being labeled with the reputation that gays have developed for themselves.

Two, growing up all through my childhood I've always heard nothing but negative things about homosexuality, most of this being bullshit, i know. But that stuff still is engraved in my head and still goes through my mind whenever I love someone. Therefore, I have trouble accepting the fact that I love someone.

Three, I am not flamboyant, and do not prefer flamboyant and/or very female-like gays. I'm just a dude that likes dudes who also happen to like dudes... if that makes any sense.

Four, I have no self confidence. Gays have lots of that. I might seem like am self confident. But all I do is hide my lack of it with silliness.

[There are more reasons, but prefer not going through them.]

I had to say this because starting from today, I plan on actually getting over the fact that my bullshit insecurity about my sexuality has taken over me, and I am oh so fucking sick of it. I need to grow up and go on. One thing I want to make clear is that there is a difference between a homosexual, and a pervert, and I am not a pervert. If you catch me pulling any gay sounding comments, or any sexually themed topics. Do not consider that I might be coming on to you because you are a man. Gays don't like you cause you're a guy, they just like men. Besides, the sexually related comments, art, animation and such that I make public of are always intentioned to be taken as sarcasm [except for this news post of course]. So if you have a problem with me and my genetic glitch, you have 3 possible answers:

A: Go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
B: I'm sorry.
C: Oh well.

Take your pic.
-HVH (Hot for Vaginal Heaviness)

p.s. let me emphasis on this. dick jokes and gay jokes make me lol. Nothing there has changed.

Feel free to rant.

I like this one more

I recently bought Defend Your Castle for the Wii, and I have to say, I was suprised. The gameplay is still somewhat shallow, but it went well beyond my expectations. The redesign for the Wii, including stickmen with popsicle sticks, bottle cap monsters, and stickmen that crumble, actually work on the Wii. The game is also vivid and looks fantastic. The gameplay itself also plays well. Using the Wiimote is a little bit harder than a mouse, but its not that bad. One of the best feautures has to be the Co-op. It makes it so much more fun, and the fact that the person with the most points at the end controls the upgrades adds a nice competitive edge. Some may not like paying 5 dollars for a game that you can play for free on the internet, but if your willing, I reccomend it fully.